Saturday, October 28, 2006

My affair without you

You have been gone so long I wonder if your still waiting around,
I wonder if you miss the smiles, laughs and frowns.
Do you remember how it all once was,
together forever simply because,
because we held each other so dear,
I would never want to part,
it feels like many years deep within my heart.

I miss you,
this I cant deny,
your bed is empty without me,
this thought turns me sad and I cry.

I know its wrong to crave,
the memories, the photos, even scratching your back,
but without you I'm only two thirds complete and that is a fact.

Can I hurt someone I care for so dear,
will this person think, worry and then fear?
Can I have what I have been aching for,
many nights spent on your floor.

If you love someone release them and they'll be back,
is this true, is it so easy do I even want you back?
Of course I do,
you miss me too,
mc'chickens and cheese burgers as a snack.

This corny poem,
many shed tears,
years of what’s to come can overcome fears.

Today I am truly happy,
my smile I cant disguise,
but when this happiness is found out,
I will have to lie.
Lie to keep someone's heart whole,
to make them see,
I am only two thirds when your gone,
whole when you are near me.

My affair without you,
it is no more,
my affair with you,
I will treasure and adore.
And when this affair is over,
my other third will see,
my affair without you,
could never be.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

More then sex but less then love

Ladies and gents I’m at that stage where all I want is some affection and fun, I’m not ready to get into a full on relationship just yet because I don’t want to fall in love again, I’m still getting over last relationships, so what do I do? I thought of turning to some mates who I know could give me both, but I don’t want to ruin what we have, see I want something that will be a clean break and I know that’s easier said then done especially because I need those cuddles and everyone knows cuddles can be very intimate and tricky when you throw hormones into the mix. Is it even possible to find what I am looking for, as honest as I am about what I want can a person be equally as honest and say that’s all that they want? Yes I admit that the whole thing sounds a tad bit strange and it may seem that I would only be using the person but if we can have no-string-attached sex and great cuddles at no costs who have to say that you can’t have both? I know for a fact its not just me who wishes that there was such a thing as service you could call and ask for this stuff (there is a great business idea for the bold and the stupid) cause everyone gets a little lonely and a little heart broken from time to time, and your mates can only do so much. I suppose this is what dating is all about then hey, trying before you buy and getting that affection, but who can truly be bothered going out on dates with people you are not interested in just to get what you want, especially when you only want that affection and fun and they are looking for more, a sex buddy can’t cuddle you and tell you sweet nothings because its not their jobs. And when you enter a relationship to get both the fun and affection how do you stop yourself or your partner of choice from falling because its not meant to be that way, its just supposed to be a fix to get over the pain? I’ve just answered my own question, hello rebound relationship, but wouldn’t it be nice not to hurt anyone’s feelings, get what you want and be selfish about it in the process So how does a person find something that is more then sex but less then love without doing any damage?

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

And it blew my mind

Ladies and gents this blog post is dedicated to my friend Michael who is living proof that nice guys don’t finish last.

In the last few weeks I have switched on my pessimist mood and have been seeing the glass as half empty rather then half full, and this will happen to everyone occasionally, and in this time I have began to rethink life and what it means and how it affects us all, so basically I have gone on a theoretical journey through my mind. Sine doing this I have really lost faith in man kind and seeing the world as a horrible place, and recent events which have happened globally would suggest that I am somewhat correct. Then something strange happened, it was even stranger because this event caught my totally off guard, I had a conversation with a stranger that would change me, and that’s all we did talk, nothing in particular was discussed but it just changed me, it switched on the optimist inside and I started seeing the good in things again. Like last night I had to yell at my friend to make them see the good in themselves and how they were the only person to make things change from their current sticky circumstances, by the end of it I know I had gotten through to this person but two days prior I would have said to hell with them. Also I found out that my mate Michael was offered something spectacular and it made me so happy because he is one of the most selfless people I will ever know and this will set him up. Congrats again Michael I couldn’t think of anyone who deserves is more then you Sometimes it takes the smallest things to make us realise the good in people and the world, and I found that and got it from a total stranger, so thank you C, you know who you are. Truly wonderful things in life happen when you leats expect them to, and when it does happen in blows your mind, so always have faith cause when that something wonderful comes along it will be worth is.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Male Orgasm

I was out Monday night enjoying a few laughs at a comedy gig my friend and I attend, and one of the comedians did a bit on how he is jealous of the female orgasm because when we have them they are brilliant not only that but we can have multiple orgasms. So I took an interest about what he said and did a little research of my own about the male orgasm, and I found two very interesting things out. The first is that men today are holding back on their own orgasms because they believe they must pleasure a woman and make her orgasm before they can, I read this tid-bit in ‘Redbook’;

Sex therapists will tell you that although this approach is admirable — better that men be too concerned with their partners' orgasms than not at all concerned — it can nonetheless constitute a form of voluntary sensory deprivation. By reining in their passion, many men deprive themselves of the sexual abandon that produces the strongest orgasms. "Sex becomes a battle to make sure she has an orgasm, rather than a mutual sharing of enjoyment," says Barry McCarthy, Ph.D., a psychologist and sex therapist in Washington, DC, and co-author of Male Sexual Awareness.,,bp83-2,00.html

Now I don’t know about every other lady out there but I think its fantastic that guys are genuinely trying harder in the sex department, its not easy and they are putting in a good effort, so thanks guys you deserve the credit for effort hands down. But I would also like to say that you should enjoy sex also and if your not you should speak up about it, no point in doing something that doesn’t feel good right? The second thing I found whilst pursuing was that males can indeed have multiple orgasms, I found this on ‘Wikipedia’;

Male multiple orgasmsIt is possible to have an orgasm without ejaculation (dry orgasm) or to ejaculate without reaching orgasm. Some men report that the ability to consciously separate orgasm and ejaculation has allowed them to achieve multiple orgasms. Men who have practiced this technique extensively report that they can sometimes experience a continuous "wave" of orgasm. This can last, it is said, indefinitely, but in practice is limited by the man's ability to concentrate or meditate, or by muscular fatigue. Reaching between ten and twenty orgasms in one session is reportedly common for many practitioners. In recent years, a number of books have described various techniques to achieve multiple orgasms. Most multi-orgasmic men (and their partners) report that refraining from ejaculation results in a far more energetic post-orgasm state. Additionally, some men have also reported that this can produce more powerful ejaculatory orgasms when they choose to have them.

See guys you can multiples too, you just got to find out how to have them. See I am envious of man for his capability to almost orgasm every time he has sex or masturbates, you very lucky in that department. But I also sympathise when you put your own aside for your partner, but women want guys to have the pleasure also, we know our orgasms are a little more elusive then yours but we can have them if everyone would just be more open in the bedroom and talk or even better show what they like and how it makes them get off.

So what I want to know is how many guys have had multiple orgasms, what they were doing when it occurred, and why are guys holding so far back on their own pleasure?

Friday, October 06, 2006

Classics die hard

When I was younger there was nothing better then going to my nonni's (grandparents) place and sitting and watching the old time movies that my aunty had tapped and loved, the movies that I enjoyed in particularly were the ones with Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin because they were a fantastic comedy duo and the storey line of the movie was always good. To this day I still want to watch stuff like, Mr. Bean, all the Carry On's, old Disney movies (not cartoons) and in general old style cartoons, there was nothing better! Even today when I get in my reminiscing moods I put 'Mary Poppins' on and sing along, I think of 'Scared Stiff' and I still laugh at Jerry's performance when he is trying to motivate himself in the hall way”‘ Myron....Myron...MYRON!", it cracks me up! But what do the kiddies have today to make them laugh and keep them entertained? Crappy cartoons and movies that should not be released don’t even get me started of some of the music out there today! And one other thing, I know that sex sells right, I get it, but haven’t we taken it a little far? If I see one more half naked sixteen year old on MTV coming out of somebody’s bed I will scream, this is not entertainment people, what happened to talent? People who could actually get up LIVE and sing? You give the kids crap to watch and see and then wonder why they reflect that behaviour in which we allow to be pushed in-front of them, I mean come on! This is why ladies and gents I have gone into my memory and pulled out the classics, I’m talking cartoons like Captain Planet, music form any member of the Rat Pack and movies, like Scared Stiff. How could anyone not find Jerry Lewis funny I mean really, so for me and my ways the classics will die hard.